Kim's Awesome Review of the Oscars

Overall Review: It was pretty decent. I mean aside from James Franco looking stoned the entire time, it was pretty good. And Anne Hathaway was just trying to cover James Franco's...uhm...disinterest..yeah that's the word.

Winners: If you check my (former)Oscars Prediction Blog here, I have updated it to accommodate the winners, which was exactly what my predictions were (I'm so good).

Best Part: The opening monologue, where the hosts go 'visit' the 10 best picture nominees. It was HILARIOUS, Alec Baldwin and Morgan Freeman were in there, all channeling their inner Inception. 


"You just got Inception-ed!!" -Alec Baldwin.... quote of the day.


At least James Franco did good in the opening... I mean it was acting that's what he got nominated for right? Even if he didn't try to host the Oscars well, he could have at least ACTED like he was trying.

"And so the naked girl from Love and Other Drugs and the guy from General Hospital continue through Alec Baldwin's dreams." -Morgan Freeman... other quote of the day.


The other best part? KIRK DOUGLAS.

At 94 and a stroke from 1996 HE'S STILL GOT IT. Even though he took like forever and delayed the opening of the envelope to make a comment on Hugh Jackman laughing cause he was Australian and Colin Firth not laughing cause he was British... still funny.

To Jeff Bridges in True Grit:


Anne Hathaway: "Say something."
James Franco: "Oh..uhm... I loved you in Tron."

Just watch it.

The Oscar Winners

Here are the winners, (they're in bold. sorry if i didn't include the other nominees. I'm too lazy to type.)

Best Picture:

Winner: The King's Speech (still unsure about that)
Dark Horse(check out my new vocabulary): The Social Network
My pick(s): 127 Hours, Black Swan...somewhat. It was good.

Best Actor:

Win: COLIN FIRTH (he deserves one), and Jeff Bridges won last year, so slim chance of him getting another one.
no dark horse (Well, Jesse Eisenberg?)
My Pick(s): JAMES FRANCO
*and how did Leonardo DiCaprio NOT get nominated, damn Academy*
it's going to be tough. I love Colin Firth and James Franco. I want them both to win -.-

Best Actress:

Win: Natalie Portman
-If she doesn't win, I'm going to be PISSED.

Best Supporting Actor:

Win: Christian Bale
Dark Horse: Mark Ruffalo
My Pick(s): Geoffrey Rush
*And yet again, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is left out of this, another Inception actor...seriously Academy? AND you leave Christopher Nolan out of the running for Best Director? *facepalm* *

Best Supporting Actress:

Win: Melissa Leo (unsure)
Dark Horse: Hailee Steinfeld (SHE'S 14)
My Pick(s): Helena Bonham Carter, no surprise if Hailee Steinfeld's name gets called. She got to work with Josh Brolin. COME ON.

Best Animated Feature:

Toy Story 3 is going to win. Hands down. If it doesn't, someone's going to be angry.

These are the important ones. Just Google the others.